Friday, May 11, 2007

Pet Peeve

Walking down the street, and some Greenpeace person says to you "Can you spare a minute for the environment?" The automatic answer when anyone asks you a question on the street is "NO," of course, but then you sound like a dick. Uh, yes, I hate the environment...most especially when I'm trying to get lunch and you are insisting on blocking my way with a petition.

Same thing with the comedy show guys up in Times Square. "Hey, do you like comedy?" At least those guys never knew how to respond when you said NO and sailed right on by them...

2 comments:

Neil said...

Why have you not e-mailed me to get my phone number so that we might discuss your possible restoration to my A-list?

The Know-All said...

I don't think I've been a member of your A-list since 1988 during the years of Tangeman Univ. Center. Being grouchy makes me a candidate again?